Fresh Tuna Sashimi. Not an easy thing to find in BA. And after several years of not finding it you have to make a choice. Either stop moaning or do something about it. So I did. Turns out it’s pretty easy if you put your mind to it. Here is how to make it perfectly.
Simply rent one of these, somewhere like this.
Make sure you are well hydrated for the ensuing battle.
Choose a lurid, psychedelic squid lure that you know tuna will just love!
Now its time to put in the hard work. Actual fishing (and reeling) and yes these things are heavier than they look! Scoop out a few.
You don’t get fresher than that!
Of course you need to make sure your lawyer (La Doctora) documents the whole thing so no one can accuse you of cheating.
Of course you need a highly trained, elegantly dressed, traditional japanese waiter with a barrel of sake.
And once you’ve drunk that, a little siesta might be in order. After all that was a lot of hard work!
Who’s making the Old Fashioneds when I awake?
THE 5TH FLOOR 
